Depression: A Haiku

New depression med

unsurprisingly makes me

feel suicidal.

Dog Poop: A Haiku

I love tiny dogs

because tiny dogs make small,

easy to scoop poops.

Guess which one makes the biggest poop?
or
This is why we can't have nice things.

She Didn't Say "No"

Trigger warning, obviously. Poem after the break.